Take your dose

Image: Vitamin P bottle for profits

A giant, shiny green $VP vitamin bottle overflowing with capsules. Your daily dose for profit-maximalism.

What is Vitamin P?

The only pill that pumps your bags. No medical advice, just green candles.

Vitamin P is strictly for the degenerate in all of us. Side effects include 100% profits, diamond hands, and uncontrollable laughter.

Profits per capsule: Up Only

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